I’m Selfish. I don’t care about anyone else…just ME! My favourite thing to do is to hoard everything and never, ever give or share a thing. As far as I’m concerned, everything is MINE. Generosity is my enemy! She might call me a frenemy, but I call her an ENEMY! Yuck! Don’t like her at all!

People think I’m self-centred, but so what? I don’t care. My favourite words are ME, MYSELF and I. Even if I don’t need something, I’ll take it, JUST so no one else can have it.

It doesn’t make me very popular and I don’t have any friends, but fine by me…because that just means there’s more of everything for me!