Hi, I’m Envy. My life is super unfair because no matter what I have, someone else has more, or even worse…better! I deserve to have the best stuff and to be the best all the time. When things aren’t like that, I get mad. And when I get mad, I get mean, and when I get mean I GOO you! That’s right! You heard me. GOO YOU! You don’t even WANT to know what THAT means!

I even use the other frenemies to get what I want. Of course Bully ALWAYS wants to be in charge, but I like it better when I am because I’m WAY better at it. Bully thinks he’s the best. He thinks he’s the smartest…argh! Fine! I’ll just say it! I’m jealous of Bully okay? And when I feel jealous I get really mean and when I get mean I…well, you know. GOO.